English?    Why should I, an American, have to
"Press 1 for English" in my own Country?
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"Bring back the rotary phone so we don't have to 'Press 1' to proceed in English!"

Spanish and "Wetbacks" belong South of the Border, Press the Disconnect Button.

Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Deportation.

San Antonio was just taken, rest of US has a 5th column